So stay the F out of the big waves m’kay. Love ya. Mean it. 

I would have totally birthed you in the spiritual embrace of those magical creatures somewhere in Hawaii if I thought it was feasible, but let’s face it, that probably is a reality for like one in every ten million births in America so let’s get back to reality. Waves are dangerous. You are four. You haven’t quite mastered them yet. I’m pretty sure no one has 100%. 

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